|
Celebrity Poem
Hi, I am a celebrity,
you see my butt dance on TV,
always on, are you sick of me?
oh crap, I almost dropped my baby.
and yeah, I got caught for smoking crack,
now I'm in court to get my child back.
I can get away with anything, because I got money on my side,
Got saved by the cops because I sat down and cried.
More drama came along this way,
when I threw my shoe at Ms. Spears today.
She had her revenge when she hit me at the club,
but it's not by her, that K. Fed. will get a rub.
Alright time to say goodbye or sign off,
by the way this is none other than David Hasslehoff!
|
| Average Grade: D |
|
|
EMAIL
FRIENDS
MY OPTIONS
NEWS
FX PRIZES
CONTESTS
INTERVIEWS
WHO'S ON
SHOP